Saturday, February 14, 2009

Happy Thought Chocolate

Hershey's got you bogged down by negative corporate consumer energy? Lindt infusing your subconscious with airs of snobbery and greed?

This Valentines Day, let your chocolate bring you closer to enlightenment.

You need chocolate that's been blessed by monks!

Calling themselves "a leader in the revolutionary field of intention-enhanced food," Intentional Chocolate offers such chocolate products as truffles, bars, and hot cocoa--every bit of which has been infused with the prayers of Tibetan monks.

All chocolate products at Intentional Chocolate is embedded with this intention:

“Whoever consumes this chocolate will manifest optimal health and functioning at physical, emotional and mental levels, and in particular will enjoy an increased sense of energy, vigor and well-being for the benefit of all beings.”

No word on whether "optimal health and functioning" means avoidance of weight gain when consumed in excess. I'll keep you posted.

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